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             THE ELECTRONIC BIBLE

                    or

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          The IRS has us all working until May 5th of each year

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          the main reasons that the break from England was

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THE WORLDS FIRST TOTALLY USELESS 900#S

Were so sick and tired of those ads on TV that give you PSYCHIC FRIENDS for $3.99 per minute that we decided to become a real friend.  Well save you all that money and give you real information on these two 900#s that you can use.  The first one is for people who need a little cheering up.  We think people call these 900#s because they are a bit bored and are looking for a little entertainment to take them out of their hum-drum lives.  So, we devised the joke of the day 900# to get you Unbored and bring you back to the right spirit.  SO.....

If you really want to hear something truly silly and still funny, try calling this 900# for our joke of the day.

JOKE OF THE DAY

1-900-420-3713 EXT 121

(Must be over 18 or over, avg. call costs $2.00/min. avg length of call is 5min.)

If youre really bored and you want to find out how you can improve your life in a very positive way, a financially rewarding way, CALL

.....THE GREATEST BUSINESS TIPS OF THE DAY.

1- 900-420-3710 EXT 101

(Must be over 18 or over, avg. call costs $2.00/min. avg length of call is 5min.)


TRAVEL

Our favorite destination in the whole world is Hawaii.  Yes, its gotten crowded and commercial, but its still a slice of Paradise and always will be because in relation to the rest of the world, its still slow and warm and tropical and friendly and clean.  As soon as you get off the plane, you know youre in a very special place because it still smells like beautiful exotic flowers everywhere.  If youve never been, you owe it to yourself to visit at least once before you pass from this life.  Hawaii is the way God intended for us all to live, but because of climatic and other conditions, it didnt quite turn out that way.

Below is a list of places the beckon to the traveler who wants to feel really special while on vacation.  We have condos for those on a tight budget, you can cook all your meals and avoid the high cost of dining out on the Islands.  (My only complaint, and its a small one.) Or you can visit one of the resorts that weve visited and know from first hand experience that these are places youll never forget.  Swim, fish, snorkel, hike, relax in the warm sunshine.  Call these wonderful places and theyll be happy to tell you more.  Then, start making plans.  Of all these my favorite is still Kona Village Resort, because you stay in a grass-roofed hut with all the amenities and the beach is just a few steps away, along with the best food in the world served all day long as much as you can eat sushi, crab, oysters, shrimp, barbequed steaks, and the best Papaya Smoothies in the world.

HYATT REGENCY - WAIKALOA

This is the best if you have young children along.  Theres so much for them to do on the 800 acre property, you may never get them to come home.  Boating, Snorkeling, Daycamp, Watersports etc.

800-233-1234

KIHEI KAI CONDOMINIUM

Nice beach for children, near to farmers market.

1-800-735-2357

KOKEE LODGE

(This is for the hikers, not a beach resort.  But spectacular scnerey.)

808-335-6061

KONA VILLAGE RESORT

This is my personal favorite.  Youre sure to be sharing the beach with a celebrity too.

800-533-5351.

KUAII LAGOONS

Very Romantic, largest man-made lagoon in Hawaii.

800-228-3000

WESTIN KAANAPALI

Great room with a view, wonderful private beach, plenty of activities..

1-800-228-3000


SPORTS PRODUCTS

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CONSUMER ELECTRONICS

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WE guarantee at least a 10% savings or double your phone bill paid back to you!  No one else gives you this guarantee.  AT&T, MCI, all the rest offer a savings, but we will always be at least 10% less than their best plans.  This is the guarantee.  Read on for more information.  In order to force lower long distance rates, the consumer should always look for the cheapest rate.  The service is all the same.  Make no mistakes.  Theres no magic to it.  They all use the same wires.  But get a varying amount of income from you.  Force lower rates, go for the lowest.  This is what we offer.  LOWEST RATES GUARANTEED!


THIS IS A VERBON.

AN ELECTRONIC MAGAZINE IS DEFINED AS A VERBON BY LIGHTHOUSE PRODUCTIONS AND SOMEDAY, WEBSTERS DICTIONARY.  YOU ARE USING A VERBON.  YOU READ IT AND INTER-ACT WITH A VERBON.  As opposed to a book in which you just read or a movie in which you just look and listen.


REAL ESTATE

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JOBS OFFERED

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JOBS WANTED

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CARS, BOATS, PLANES, ETC.

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TRAVEL

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MISC.

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HOW TO LIST YOUR OWN ADS IN THE WINDOWS CLASSIFIEDS

THE WINDOWS CLASSIFIEDS is a new and very reliable way to buy or sell goods and services on a nationwide, or even worldwide basis, since this Magazine is found on the Computer Networks of the world.  Whether you have an apartment building youd like to sell to a pedigree bird, you should list here for fast results and probably get more money than the local rag will allow in your home town.  Why?  Because theres more people here looking for what you have.

If you would like to list here in the Windows Classifieds, just send a copy of your ad to:

LIGHTHOUSE PRODUCTIONS

P.O. BOX 7885

SANTA CRUZ, CA  95061

INCLUDE A CHECK OR MONEY ORDER AT THE FOLLOWING RATES.

1.  COUNT THE NUMBER OF WORDS IN YOUR AD COPY.

2.  MULTIPLY THE NUMBER OF WORDS TIMES FIFTY CENTS.

     EXAMPLE:   Lovely little Condo on the Beach in Mauii, seller motivated, spectacular ocean view, close to amenities, 3 bedroom, 2 bath, with guest cottage, reduced to only $250,000.  Call Mary Kay at Hula Realty, 818-555-5555.

This sample ad is composed of 31 words.  At .50 a word the cost of this ad is $15.50.  It will stay in the Windows Classifieds for a period of one month, when we automatically update the magazine with new listings and remove the old ones that dont continue.

One month on the Network reaches literally 50 Million potential readers.  They dont all read our Magazine, but many do.  And the ones who do are only looking to buy things like you want to sell.

If you have something that youd like to stay in every months edition of WINDOWS CLASSIFIEDS, you can calculate the cost of the contract and send that amount in with yor ad.  We have only 6 month and 1 year contracts.  Six months gives a 10% discount and a yearly gives 25% discount.

In EITHER CASE, PLEASE SPECIFY WHICH CLASSIFED SECTION YOU WANT YOUR AD TO APPEAR IN.  IF there isnt already a section, we can create it for you.  Thats how flexible we are.


COLLECTIBLES

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VIDEO TAPES, CDS, RECORD ALBUMS, ETC.

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COMPUTER RELATED

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CONSUMER ELECTRONICS

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Communications_Services

AFFINITY FUND LONG DISTANCE     DISCOUNT SERVICE

The Unlearning Foundation

If you use the Information Highway at all, you know your phone bill

can really add up. This is why we are offering you the opportunity

to save at least 10% on your long distance bill. Anyone who averages

$100 per month in long distance will save at least $120 per year.

Affinity Fund offers you the following Double Your Money Back

Guarantee - if you don't save at least 10% (5% to 20% business user)

on your first Affinity Fund bill, Affinity will credit your account

in full AND write a check for that amount immediately!

How can we do it? Affinity Fund buys its service from some of

America's foremost carriers in accordance with FCC-approved volume

pricing tariffs. Affinity Fund customers receive the benefits of

discounts only available through such tariffs.

So, if you would like to lower your bill AN ADDITIONAL 10% OVER ANY

DISCOUNT CALLING PLAN you are currently using. Please print the next

page, fill it out, sign it and mail it to:

                           The Unlearning Foundation

                           P.O. Box 7885

                           Santa Cruz, CA 95061

We'll get to work on it right away and someone will call you to

confirm all the information. It generally takes about 5 - 6 weeks

from the time we get your letter to set it all up.

There is no fee to begin this savings plan except a switch fee your

local phone co. may charge (usually less than $5). Affinity Fund

offers you a gift certificate to be applied to your first bill to

help offset this switch fee, too.

If you own a business, YOU CAN SAVE HUNDREDS OR THOUSANDS PER YEAR,

money you can use to help worthy causes such as SAVING THE ENVIRON-

MENT.

If you want more information about our Affinity Fund program, please

drop us a line. We will mail it back to you right away.

We earn a small royalty by promoting this program which we use to

help buy the rights to print books electronically instead of on

paper. This technology reduces pollution, saves ink, chemicals,

paper and trees and improves wildlife habitats all at the same time.

Please help us improve the environment while we help you save

significantly on your telephone bills!


                AFFINITY FUND SERVICE REQUEST FORM

  ______________________________________________________________

       NAME (Print Exactly as it Appears on current billing)

     Social Security # ___ ___ ___ - ___ ___ - ___ ___ ___ ___

Actual Street Address: _________________________________________

City & State: __________________________________________________

County & ZIP: __________________________________________________

Billing Address If Different: __________________________________

City, State & ZIP: _____________________________________________

                         Telephone Numbers

(Don't Forget Your  ___ ___ ___ - ___ ___ ___ - ___ ___ ___ ___

Fax, Modem & Mobile

Phone Lines. List   ___ ___ ___ - ___ ___ ___ - ___ ___ ___ ___

additional numbers

on separate sheet.) ___ ___ ___ - ___ ___ ___ - ___ ___ ___ ___

Present Long Distance Carrier: _________________________________

Current Discount Calling Plan: _________________________________

Number of Free Calling Cards:  ____

Send 800 # Form  ___  Send Business Form ___  Send Information ___

                       Service Authorization

I understand that by requesting Affinity Fund and signing below, I

am authorizing Affinity Fund to notify my local telephone company of

this choice. I understand that I can have only one primary long

distance company for a given telephone number. I understand my local

telephone company may apply a small service charge for this fee and

that Affinity Fund will provide a credit certificate to help offset

this charge. I accept responsibility for payment of all charges

incurred through the use of services provided herein and understand

that this offer may be subject to credit approval.

Signature & Date: ________________________________________________

Print Name: ______________________________________________________

                            581041-000

                            108-029481


AFFINITY IS GUARANTEED TO SAVE ANY BUSINESS OR INDIVIDUAL AT LEAST 10% BELOW ANY OTHER SERVICE OR THEY WILL PAY DOUBLE YOUR ENTIRE MONTHLY LONG DISTANCE BILL!